Our quest to sign up Noel Fielding and the Boosh crew for stand up at the Smallest Festival in the World continues. This time we deployed my American girlfriend to hand deliver Donal’s creepy invite on a CD to him during a signing sesh at the Comic-Con trade show in San Diego – which was 5 minutes from her house. To Be Continued…
This is awesome. I found these comments on a forum from an elitist sounding dinosaur called ‘Gate88 ‘ He sounds like everything that is wrong with the media industry to me, but apparently the feeling is mutual. Read on for some great quotes..
“There’s films, there’s TV, there’s commercials, there’s pop video’s, & then right at the bottom, there’s stuff like this!”
Apparently, we’re bringing the industry into question:
“These people and these ideas are what make it so hard for the legit production companies to get funding, licences, permissions, clearences, supplies etc. Cause they don’t do things properly, they cut corners, they knock suppliers and they bring the whole industry into question.”
And this Special Brew part is particularly genius:
“That means when my company or others like mine next pitch an idea and the execs look at the budget they say “cant we get it done cheaper cause Blagamillion only cost £13.75 and a case of Special Brew”
Thanks Gate88. You did make us chuckle. Fake vagina for you sir?
We finally picked up our fine Super Juicy Moist Superior Pussies yesterday. It was quite a scene, they weighed a ton and we kept dropping them everywhere. We tried to sell a couple on the street, even bumped into Frank Skinner strolling by, he declined our £10 special offer though. These bad boys will be up for sale on the site ASAP.
We are also going to launch the festival tickets, would you guys be into buying the raffle tickets via a text? We are looking into setting up a £1.50 text service for the festival to save people dipping into PayPal, let us know in the comments if you think this is a good idea?
Donal is busy advancing his man whore career, some of the ads on that site are ridiculous.. Anyways, he poached some ‘copy’ from that guy Neil Strauss who wrote the book ‘The Game‘. Apparently it guarantees lots of dates, so we poached it although the phone hasn’t started ringing – yet. Check this ridiculous spiel out…
“I’m a hot, rich, pampered intellectual with a big dick and a marathon tongue. I’m young enough to do it often and old enough to do it right. I’ll give you what you want, when you want it: stimulating conversation, belly laughs, and the opportunity to fulfil your fantasies”
Some of you might have noticed our ‘Where in the world is Bob Hoskins?‘ video was pulled down from Youtube, we can only guess it was Lily Allen‘s boobs that got us in trouble (offending picture above), actually, it could have been Amy Winehouse or Paris Hilton‘s nipple slip. We fixed it up though and censored the nipples but still no trace of Bob Hoskins!
