The video works now! (We re-uploaded it with Lily Allen’s, Amy Winehouse’s and Paris Hiltons’s tits covered up..)
If you didn’t catch this first time round, give it a watch, Donal smuggled his lo-fi camera onto Sky News, so here is the Sky interview ‘Blag a Million style’…
And here is the interview as it played out live on the news. Was all a very surreal experience but the funniest part is looking at the legit breaking news stories of Michael Jackson and Michael Owen etc while us two cowboys try to explain this saga!
We asked you guys and girls which scheme you thought we should put into motion next and the winning option was by far to whore Donal out as a male escort. Here we show the first step, getting the ‘Myspace angles‘, next up, finding some clients. Anyone know a pimp?
Firstly, check out Perez Hilton‘s epic melt down after the guy from the Black Eyed Peas gave him a black eye…
We thought Donal and Perez went waaay back. But much to Donal‘s chagrin, Perez has ignored his last few emails. Heart broken, deeply saddened and with no where to turn, Donal blessed the internet with this odd message to Perez Hilton..
Anyone know someone who is pregnant, or adept at producing their own milk? We’re thinking about bottling and distributing breast milk. It might be a bit of a money spinner. On each bottle, we’ll put a photograph label illustrating the particular female responsible for the particular bottle of milk. What do you reckon? Disgusting, or, well, not disgusting? Don’t worry. We’ll be getting on with all the male escorting too…although I kind of fear for my life.
…but here’s a photo of a boy with a mullet quite similar to mine. His friend to the left also has a mullet. And then his other friend, to the far left, seems to have a line all the way across his head. I think they are tourist-children. By the way, are any of you guys up for Fraser having to shave off one side of his hair, and also one side of his beard?
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